All dressed up and no place to go…
Dammit Lamar, you’re hopeless! What is it this time, Boss? We’re supposed to be the best event planners in the area, and this is our biggest job yet, doing the 2011 convention for the International...
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Blog Guy, I’ve noticed that as a travel blogger you write mostly about overseas toilet facilities for your American audience. Yes, that’s the number one concern among folks planning trips overseas or...
View ArticleBuddy, can you hand me some paper?
Lamar, where the heck are you? I told you to meet me at the Motor Show. I’m here, Boss. I’ll find you in a few minutes. I stopped in the men’s room by the Renault display. Really? I just went by there...
View ArticleHit Man Camp? Pass the lime bag, slimebag!
Blog Guy, what are some things to watch for if you suspect you’ve chosen the wrong summer camp? Good question. This would be one example. The photo caption here says these things are latrines at a...
View ArticleAnother case of yellow urinalism?
You know, Lamar, I have to tell you, when we hired Acme Architects to design our new office building, we thought we were getting the very best. You did? Really? We never said that. Actually, we’re...
View ArticleHave more beer and take your mind off it…
Lamar, can I talk to you over here for a minute? Sure, Boss. I guess you’re pretty happy with the client beer party I set up. I think they’re having a great time. Boy, they’re really knocking back...
View ArticleHigh times on the old Marijuana Plantation
Okay, here’s some interesting news. Turns out soldiers in Mexico have just discovered a huge “marijuana plantation” in the middle of a desert. The thing covers 300 ACRES, which means the Shuttle...
View ArticleCan I borrow your toothbrush for my feet?
Great news. We have another one of those serious etiquette columns that appear to be aimed at folks who were raised by neanderthals. Early neanderthals, not the more evolved ones. This particular...
View ArticleThis restroom ain’t for resting, pal…
Blog Guy, last year you wrote about a business that was putting timers in their toilets, so that the lights would turn off after 10 minutes, even if the employees weren’t finished. I wondered if...
View ArticleEugene, please have a seat…
Say, Blog Guy, I’ve been wondering about that guy who’s sort of a living legend in your blog. You know who I mean. Of course. You’re talking about none other than Eugene “Toilethead” Johnson. Is it...
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